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Sometimes my mind asks Why I miss U? Why I care 4 U? Why I remember U? Then my heart answered its simply bcoz mental patients need more care.hav nice day.

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Length: 154 - Wed, 22 Mar 17
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Love + Ship = Titanic , Dinosaur + Forest = Jurassic Park , Arnold+ Gun = Terminator, You + Your Smile = The mummy Returns..

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Length: 124 - Wed, 22 Mar 17
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Beauty Tip: If U Want 2 protect Ur Face From Dust, Mud & Other Such Things Then apply ASIAN PAINTS Exterior Emulsion on ur face 7 yrs guarantee!!

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Length: 145 - Wed, 22 Mar 17
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B. I. T. C. H. Beautiful Intelligent Talented Cute Horny r u smiling now? *YOU BITCH*

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Length: 85 - Wed, 22 Mar 17
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Unlike others ur brain is a master piece, It is divided in to 2 parts. Left & Right.. In the left nothing is right & in the right nothig is left.. -)

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Length: 149 - Wed, 22 Mar 17
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Do u remember ur childhood? When u wen 2 a doll shop, stood infront of a doll n askd uncle! How much is that monkey doll shpkper replied that is a mirror my child -)

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Length: 165 - Wed, 22 Mar 17
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Whenever i missU i vl read ur sms Whenever I want to see U , Ijst close my eyes Whenever I want to hear ur voice I throw stones at DOGs.

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Length: 136 - Wed, 22 Mar 17
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Your network tariff has changed! Call charges are now calculated according to brain size. The smaller the cheaper! Congrats You can make free calls!

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Length: 148 - Wed, 22 Mar 17
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Thanx 4ur support last year wth ur purchases v hv achieved gud sales pls continue ur kind support -M.D. Kohinoor Condom Small size division

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Length: 139 - Wed, 22 Mar 17
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I Like 3 things: Pizza. Pepsi. & You. Pizza 2 eat. Pepsi 2 drink. & You 2 clean the table.

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Length: 90 - Wed, 22 Mar 17
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Think well, Plan well, Do well, Sleep well, Play well, Laugh well and Throw your mobile also into well, Because you are not Messaging me Well!

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Length: 142 - Wed, 22 Mar 17
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Whenever I feel that I Miss U, I close my eyes.. Thn i feel u that u sit beside me. I wont open my eyes.. Bcz of the fear that u may come out thru my tears.

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Length: 156 - Wed, 22 Mar 17
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Get up all u lazy people and do something 4 the nation. . . Oh sorry, it was u?? U go back to sleep.. That will be better for the nation.

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Length: 137 - Wed, 22 Mar 17
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Best SmS of 1947 . . . Was there any mobile at that time? Please ! Use your brain atleast once in your life time !

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Length: 114 - Wed, 22 Mar 17
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Press Down if u think u r MAD. I cant Believe u Did That! Again? For God Sake! LORD!! Why u Still Doing it? Truth is out now! MENTAL CASE!!

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Length: 139 - Wed, 22 Mar 17
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