Bangla Jokes Sms

Teacher: "Hasa" Er English Ki? Student: LaF (Lough) Teacher: Good, Hasa-Hasi English? Student: LaFa-LaFi. Teacher: What?...!!

Boy: Ami 2make Khub Valobashi. Girl: Dhur, Boy: 2mar Jonno Morte Pari. Girl: Dhur, Boy: Ek Mohurto 2make Sara Bachte Parbo Na. Girl: Dhur, Boy: 2make Hirer Angti Dibo. Girl: Sotti. Boy: Dhur...!!

Madam: Boloto Tipu Sultan K Chilen? Boltu: Janina Madam, Madam: Ta Janbe Kivabe? Porasunay Monojog Deo. Boltu: Bolento Madam Mili k? Madam: Janinato, keno? Boltu: Ta Janben kivabe? Apner Samir Upor Monojog Den..!!

Sir: Mone Koro, 2mar Samne Ekti Takar Bosta R Ekti Geyaner Bosta Rakha Holo, 2mi konti Nibe? Stu: Sir, Takar Bosta Nibo. Sir: Gadha, Ami Hole Geyaner Bosta Nitam. Stu: Jar Jeta Ovab Se Setai Nibe..!!

Sir: Boloto Mayer Choker Pani R Gf er Choker Panir Majhe Parthokko Ki.?. Stu: Mayer Choker Pani Heart er Upor Provab Fele, R Gf er Choker Pani Poketer Upor Provab Fele...!!

Sir: H.S.C er Purnorup Ki Jano?. Stu: Headmaster Sendel Chor... Sir: Haramjada Soytan Chele... Stu: Apner Ta o Motamuti Thik Ache...!!

Chele: Hi! Apu, Numberta Diben? Meye: Ager ta Na Porer Ta? Chele: Jekono Ekta. Meye: Airtel Naki Aktel? Chele: Airtel. Meye: Amar ta Naki Amar Samir Ta... Chele: Na...Aunti 2mar Meyer Ta..!!

Sir: Boloto "Doctor Asar Purbe Rogiti Mara Gelo" Atar English Ki?. Stu: Atar English Pari Na, Sir tobe Arabi ta Pari.. Sir: Oh, Acca Boloto?. Stu: Ennalillahir Rajiun..!!

Girl:ai chele bilding-er upor dariye ki korco? . . . . Boy:kobi bolecen:- Jekhane dikhibe bilding, sekhane maribe filding. Paileo paite paro 2/1 darling.

Bondhu 2mi Sopner Majhe Asi O Amar Bari Chor...Chor Bole Jeno 2may Marte Pari, 2may Niye dibo Ami 7 Sagor Pari, 7 Sagorer Majhe Jeno Dube Morte Pari..!!

Boy: 2mar Haat Ta Ektu Dhori?.. Girl: Dhoro,.. Boy: 2mar Chuler Gondho Nei? Girl: Nao,.. Boy: 2make Ekta Kiss Kori... Girl: Na, Lipstiker J Dam Bereche...!!

Teacher:bolo to Shokti kake bole. Abul:ami pari sir. Teacher:bolo? Abul:Bench theke uthe Teacher ke Chair theke Dhakka Merea Matite falaiya diye bollo iha ke shokti bole. Teacher:Matite pore behush.

Ek Girl 121 a Phon Diye Bolche... Girl: Vai Ami 1bare 40 jonke Sms Korbo Kivabe, C.C.M: Ki Sms Send Korben? Girl: Hi! Jan, Amar Phone 100 Taka Recharge Kore Deo, Phone Balance Nai..!!

Sir:2mar Barite Ke Ke Ase? Stu:Ma,Baba,Vhai,Bon,Dada,Dadi,Nana,Nani,Mama,Mami,Kaka,Kaki,Fupa,Fupi,Khalu,Khala,Akdom Kew Nei,Sir:Haramjada Kew Nei Bollei Ho2..!

Boy: 2mar Phon Bondo Thake Keno? Girl: Koi Nato, 2mar Miscall aseto. Boy: Jokhonei Ami Phon Dei Tokhonei Bole "Ai Mohurte Songjog Deya Somvob Hocche Na" Girl: Oh, Oita Amar Welcome Tune..!!